Monday, February 13, 2006
HAHAASS ! seriously , someone should go to my body settings and minus off my sense of humour . spent 2hrs reading xiaxue , den retard patrol , and currently , im having a stomachache and headache from over laughing . fuck , anyone who reads those posts will laugh the shit ouut of you . in RetardPatrol , apparently fiddler was arguing with this guy cos he thinks fiddler's post are horrible . not really true , cos i find them very funny . i liked what he replied to guy , "EAT SHIT YOU HOMO. Next to my testicles, yours makes atoms look huge." FUCK , THAT WAS GOOD MAN .
yesshh . i should stop reading all these . jessica and debra thinks they're polluting my brain , and will minus my IQ by like 25points each time i read them . HAHA , funny , but too bad , i didnt have much IQ to start with anyway . why not minus tinny lil bit more ?
that reminds me , that time me , chhel and shir were in the MRT . shir thinks people who have high IQ seldomn have low EQ . she went on to declare she has high EQ , low IQ , while i have high IQ , low EQ . i started screaming at her , then i heard a very loud HUH from chhel beside me . me and shir looked at each other , and realised we were wasting time arguing . chhel was the one with BOTH low EQ and IQ ! hhas ! okay , after this gets published , i have approximatly 2hrs to run away from home , cos chhel will only read it aft she comes home from watching campus superstar .
no fair ! chhel's friend is the best friend from someone in campus , so they're been given 10 free tickets . !!! nabei . i wanted to go , budden *ahem* the woman in the house said no , come home , or else grounded fer next 2 yrs of life . HAH . not funny .
was damn dulan just now , so didnt post about wad happen in sku . had stupid hse meeting aft sku . mivio was trying to use her hp to call someone . then she was talking , suddenly , teacher behind her ! i poked her , den say "TEACHER BEHIND DUMMY" she look , den she quickly tell her friend , "FASTER LARH , TEACHER BEHIND ME !" friend didnt wan to reply , 3secs later , another 3 teachers were walking towards us . i told her "ehh . darling arh , 3 teachers coming ." miv turned , saw , started shrieking into hp "FASTER LEH , MORE TEACHERS !" i turned around , saw another 5 teachers walking towards us . this time , i give up . i told mivio "happy birthday , the whole staff is here ." miv SHRIEKED , slammed down hp , and proceded to look very innocent .
!! for those who dunno mivio , HER SHRIEKING IS VERY VERY HIGH PITCHED CAN . i think my supposed to be perfect pitch just went down by 3 tones + 4 octaves .
tml's valentine's day . for people who know why , nope , 14Feb has no positive meaning to me whatsoever . nada . fer dummies who dunnoe where to bring your steads to , theres apparently some package thing you can sign up for at Clarke Quay or smth . for just $149 , you can watch a screening of a romance movie , get a picnic basket filled with GOOD food , free vodka provided , and watch stars under some bridge or smth ! bit ex though . for broke ppl , why dont you just do your girlfriends a favour , bring her to the beach and make her happy fer once . i know gers like chhel and shir will like it .
p.s. LANCE AND JON , YOU BETTER MAKE MY 2 BEST FRIENDS HAPPY TML , OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN WITH A LION , 2 TIGERS AND AN ELEPHANT . do me a favour , let them feel like superstars . x)
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